In one of the Discworld books – I forget which one exactly, shame on me – there’s a footnote to the effect that it takes a very special atheist to yell “Agh, random fluctuations in the space-time continuum!”.
So, here’s a partial list of further “blasphemous” terms:
Oh, special relativity!
What in critical thought’s name does that mean?
For continental drift’s sake!